Posted by: Dahni | January 3, 2009

The Pastor’s Ass

To begin, I do not know if the following story is true, but its truths are true enough. It was sent to me in an email, it was edited a bit and it is here to share with you. This is a 2 Part Series. Today, 1 0f 2

The Pastor’s Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELL ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop and the pastor have not been heard from since and the nun left her convent and went into exile.

The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and maybe even shorten your life.  So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone Else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer! I wish you a very healthy, happy and wonderful New Year. May your friends be true to you regardless of your sex, age, skin color, your size, shape, beauty; brains; brawn; bent in life; bravado or your bank book. May you; your family and friends be blessed and your laughter is often!

Note: Technically, a mule is a cross between a donkey and a horse and it is a mule that is most often referred to as an ass or a Jackass, and of course, some people we all know. 🙂

Just Imagine,

Dahni


Responses

  1. Fantastic Dahni!! Hahahaha


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