Posted by: Dahni | June 27, 2011

A Cure for Asses

By Dahni

© 2011 all rights reserved

Let’s face it, we all have asses. Some of us may be married to one or related to some. Some of us may work for one or work with asses. And you or I might be an ass. An entire state, my home state of Missouri is known for their asses. Their mascot is an ass. OK, technically it’s a mule which is a cross between a male donkey, known as a jack or a jackass and a female horse. The consequence is a big S.O.B. that won’t work, is stubborn, sterile and often dumber than a box of rocks. How smart was this beast of burden idea in the breeder lab? Thank you for making my point.

Yes, we all have asses in our lives. We all have asses too, just like we all have opinions. For your own well being and the betterment of human kind, we need a solution. So the cure to these problems is to-

wait for it…

…stick your asses into a hole.

This action will allow all to see and clearly know that here is an ass. No signs are necessary. Just read aloud or silently, the visual two-word description. Here’s a clue, start from the center and work your way out.   🙂

Or if you prefer, you could just simply…

P.S. A friend, Gaylene, pointed out that the word masses as in the masses is M + ASSES. Hmmm

 

Just I-imagine,

Dahni


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