Posted by: Dahni | June 14, 2012

Baby’s First Words

By Dahni © 2012 all rights reserved

 This is the story of Baby’s first words.

It all started one  just got paid and proposed to Ms. 

 over dinner on  .

It was honeymoon time and Mr. Goodbar was ready for some action and he

wanted to .

“Not so fast Mr., If you want to with me and

get a  you are going to have to give me lots of

 and or you’ll get !”

They both got the   🙂

Pretty soon they were both !

She moaned  as he moved across her

 with his and gave her a  !

 she cried, you are better than


It was all  and pure


Then he blasted off to  and she drifted off into

the .  

Sometime later she started getting .

Then around nine months later  was born.

Later they they had a son named  and

another daughter named York, but everyone  called her .

It was a good thing that Mom and Dad each made a  because they ended up with a whole bunch of

kids known as the .

Oh, I almost forgot. Baby’s first words were…


 Candy is Dandy

Just I-Magine,


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