Posted by: Dahni | January 14, 2014

Adam’s & Eve’s Pets


Note: I have no idea who originally wrote this, but it has been enjoyed by many, placed into newspapers, forwarded as an email, posted online and only a few words have changed since it first appeared. I have edited the following to suit myself. Enjoy!


Adam’s & Eves’s Pets

Garden Eve & Adam 

Notes: Please note that Adam & Eve are depicted above and shown as being upside down, because the elements of the human body are found in common soil. They were made out of dirt!  🙂

Eve (on the left) has a darker skin color than Adam (on the right). This is shown to illustrate the points that most likely, both Adam and Eve had darker skin to begin with and all the variations of skin colors and tones, for all of humanity can be simply answered by ‘Mendel’s Law,’ dominant and recessive genes.

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Just because of that stupid eating mistake, is that any reason to leave us? We are lonesome here and it’s difficult for us to remember if you love us.”

And God said, “First of all, I did not leave you, you left me. But I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, and you will be able to love me, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I love you, because of and in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a constant companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a very good animal. And God was very pleased. And the new animal was happy to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the other animals and I cannot think of a name for this new one.”

And God said, “I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you. His name will be a reflection of my own name and you will call him DOG.”


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were happy and comforted and God was very pleased. And Dog was happy and wagged his tail.

After awhile, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of ALL adoration, from everyone, anytime and ALL the time! And they have become selfish, only wanting what they want; when they want it and only give affection whenever they FEEL like it. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but they have forgotten to be humble and thankful.”

And God said, “I will create for them a companion who will be with them and will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, and that they are not always in control, and that they will understand that the sun does not rise and set because of them, and that they are not always worthy of adoration. It will be a reflection of that which is a – T.otally A.rrogant C. reature.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not supreme beings, or the centers of the universe.

And Adam & Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.

And God was very pleased…

And Dog was happy…


[wait for it]



…Cat could care less, one way or the other!


End note: My wife Susan showed me a hard copy of a version of this story that had been saved for quite some time and chuckled over by her Mom and Dad. 


Just I-Magine

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